"Jurassic Park" Stew

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Ingredients

  • 1 Tyranosaurus Rex
  • brown gravy ⓘ
  • 2 rabbits (optional)
  • 100 lb. salt and pepper ⓘ

Instructions

  1. Cut
  2. up
  3. dinosaur,
  4. using
  5. sharp stone axes, into bite-sized pieces.
  6. (Allow
  7. 6 months time
  8. to do this.) Cook over smoldering volcano
  9. at 625° until well done (approximately 60 days and 60 nights), stirring once.
  10. In another nearby volcanic cauldron
  11. have brown gravy already simmering during last 5 cooking days of stew.
  12. This recipe serves 6,000 people.

Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)

95 kcal 5% DV
Protein Fat Carbs

Macronutrients

Protein 2.1g 4% DV
Total Fat 3g 4% DV
Carbs 15g 5% DV
Fiber 0.8g 3% DV
Sugar 2.3g 5% DV

Electrolytes

Sodium 10952.8mg 100% DV
Potassium 93.8mg 2% DV
Cholesterol 3mg 1% DV

Vitamins & Minerals

Vitamin C 0.5mg 1% DV
Calcium 35mg 3% DV
Iron 1.9mg 11% DV

* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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