Turkey Poop

Instructions

1. You may also need a stapler (if necessary).
2. This poem printed on paper: You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, With your family and your friends(period) You didn't tell me I was the main dish, for me it was "THE END" (exclamation mark) You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped (exclamation mark) So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
3. Place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.
4. Place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag so that it is in front of the malted milk balls (or whatever you use).
5. Staple if necessary.
6. Place at each table setting at dinner on Thanksgiving or Christmas day!
7. Now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!
8. Have a Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas!