J.J.'S Elephant Stew

Prep: 60 min Serves: 3800

A humorous and exaggerated stew featuring elephant and optional rabbit, slow-cooked to tender perfection with rich gravy and bold flavors, ideal for large gatherings or novelty dining.

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Ingredients

  • 1 elephant
  • 2 rabbits (optional)
  • salt and pepper to taste

Instructions

  1. Cut the elephant into bite-size pieces.
  2. Add enough brown gravy to cover the ingredients.
  3. Cook over a kerosene fire at 465°F for 4 weeks.
  4. If more people are to be served, add the 2 rabbits, but only if necessary.
  5. Most people do not like a hare in their stew.

Tips & Substitutions

For a more approachable stew, consider using beef or pork as a substitute for the elephant, and adjust the cooking time accordingly. Adding vegetables like carrots or potatoes can enhance the flavor. Be mindful of the seasoning; start with a small amount of salt and pepper, as it's easier to add than to take away. The rich gravy pairs beautifully with Greek Lamb Shanks for a hearty meal.

Serving Suggestions

Serve the stew in large bowls with crusty bread on the side for dipping. A fresh salad can complement the richness of the stew nicely. For an adventurous twist, pair with Polish Sauerkraut And Sausage for a unique flavor combination that balances the richness with acidity.

Storage & Reheating

Store any leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. When reheating, use a stovetop on low heat to ensure even warming, adding a splash of water or broth to maintain moisture. Avoid microwaving, as it can dry out the stew and alter its texture.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use a different type of meat instead of elephant?

Yes, you can substitute elephant with beef, pork, or even chicken, adjusting the cooking time to ensure the meat is tender. Each alternative will provide a different flavor profile, so consider what you enjoy most.

What should I do if I can't find brown gravy?

If brown gravy isn't available, you can make a simple homemade version using beef broth, flour, and seasonings. This will enhance the stew's flavor and provide the necessary liquid for cooking.

Is it necessary to add the optional rabbits?

The rabbits are optional and can be added if you need to serve more people. However, remember that many may not appreciate the taste of hare in the stew, so it's best to stick with your primary choice of meat.

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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