Happy Child
A heartfelt recipe celebrating the joy and patience involved in nurturing a child, emphasizing love, humor, and understanding to create a happy, well-rounded individual.
Ingredients
- 1 child ⓘ
Instructions
- Mix the child with generous parts of good humor and understanding.
- Blend in discipline as needed.
- Surround with music, love of nature, pets, and friends.
- Bake in a warm, pleasant atmosphere.
- Baste frequently with love and affection.
- Use a large amount of patience.
- Do not be discouraged if at times, the object does not seem to be turning out to your perfection.
- Continue basting.
- Before you realize it, your delight turns out even better than you had ever planned.
- Release when properly aged.
Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)
25
kcal
1% DV
Protein
Fat
Carbs
* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).