Touchdowners

Prep: 15 min Cuisine: American

Touchdowners are creamy, cheesy spreads with a hint of sweetness and tang, perfect for parties or casual gatherings, appealing to those who enjoy rich, savory flavors.

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Ingredients

  • 1 can Spam
  • 1 lb Velveeta cheese
  • Miracle Whip
  • 1 heaping tablespoon sweet pickle relish

Instructions

  1. Put Spam and Velveeta cheese through a meat grinder.
  2. Mix the ground Spam and Velveeta with enough Miracle Whip to make it spread easily.
  3. Add the heaping tablespoon of sweet pickle relish and mix well.

Tips & Substitutions

For a creamier texture, consider adding a touch of sour cream or Greek yogurt to the mixture. If you prefer a spicier kick, mix in some diced jalapeños or hot sauce. If Spam isn't your favorite, you can substitute it with a vegetarian alternative or cooked chicken. This recipe is versatile and can be tweaked to suit your taste preferences.

Serving Suggestions

Serve Touchdowners as a dip with crackers, celery sticks, or tortilla chips for a perfect game day snack. This dish pairs beautifully with Orange Congealed Salad(Low Cal) for a fun and retro-inspired spread. For a more substantial meal, consider serving it alongside a fresh salad or a platter of assorted vegetables.

Storage & Reheating

Store any leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to three days. To reheat, simply scoop out the desired amount and warm it in the microwave for about 30 seconds, stirring well to ensure even heating. This mixture can also be served cold, making it a great make-ahead option.

Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)

Each serving of Touchdowners contains roughly 544 calories, with 10g protein, 65g carbohydrates, and 27g fat. It is an excellent source of protein (20% of the Daily Value), and a good source of iron and calcium. Note that it is relatively high in sodium, at 809mg per serving (35% of the Daily Value).

544 kcal 27% DV
Protein Fat Carbs

Macronutrients

Protein 10g 20% DV
Total Fat 27.5g 35% DV
Carbs 65.1g 24% DV
Fiber 2.7g 10% DV
Sugar 34.5g 69% DV

Electrolytes

Sodium 808.8mg 35% DV
Potassium 174.3mg 4% DV
Cholesterol 40.4mg 13% DV

Vitamins & Minerals

Vitamin A 20.9mcg 2% DV
Vitamin C 1.6mg 2% DV
Vitamin D 0.1mcg 1% DV
Calcium 201.5mg 15% DV
Iron 2.9mg 16% DV
Contains Milk

Estimated from ingredients & per-serving nutrition — verify against package labels for allergies or strict diets.

* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I make Touchdowners ahead of time?

Yes, you can prepare Touchdowners a day in advance. Simply follow the instructions, store the mixture in the refrigerator, and allow it to chill overnight. This will enhance the flavors and make it even easier to serve on the day of your event.

What can I serve with Touchdowners?

Touchdowners are great with a variety of dippers! Consider serving them with crackers, sliced vegetables like cucumbers and bell peppers, or even tortilla chips. They also work well as a spread on sandwiches or sliders for a heartier option.

Can I use a different type of cheese?

Absolutely! While Velveeta gives a distinct creamy texture, you can substitute it with other cheeses such as cream cheese or a sharp cheddar for a different flavor profile. Just ensure that the cheese you choose melts well to maintain the spreadable consistency.

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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