Sneaky Petes

Prep: 10 min Cuisine: American

A refreshing, citrusy punch with a hint of alcohol, perfect for parties and gatherings, appealing to those who enjoy fruity, easy-to-make beverages.

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Ingredients

  • 12 oz. can frozen orange juice
  • 12 oz. can frozen lemonade
  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 1 cup cranberry juice
  • 1 quart Squirt
  • 1 fifth gin or vodka

Instructions

  1. Mix the frozen orange juice, frozen lemonade, sugar, cranberry juice, Squirt, and gin or vodka in a large container.
  2. Freeze the mixture in a plastic container until solid.
  3. Just before serving, scoop the frozen punch into a punch bowl and serve.

Tips & Substitutions

For a more pronounced flavor, consider adding fresh citrus zest from oranges or lemons. If you'd like to lighten the recipe, you can substitute sugar with a sugar alternative like agave syrup or honey. Experiment with different fruit juices, such as pineapple or grape, to customize your punch. For a non-alcoholic version, simply omit the gin or vodka and add more sparkling water.

Serving Suggestions

Scoop the frozen punch into a punch bowl and garnish with fresh fruit slices, such as oranges or cranberries, for a festive touch. This punch pairs beautifully with Broiled Lemon Chicken for a refreshing meal. Serve it at parties or gatherings for a crowd-pleasing drink that complements a variety of appetizers and desserts.

Storage & Reheating

Store any leftover frozen punch in an airtight container in the freezer. It can last for up to a month. To serve again, simply scoop out the desired amount and let it sit at room temperature for about 10-15 minutes to soften slightly before serving.

Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)

Each serving of Sneaky Petes contains roughly 430 calories, with 4g protein, 68g carbohydrates, and 1g fat. It is an excellent source of vitamin C (149% of the Daily Value), and a good source of dietary fiber and potassium. It also contributes 5g of dietary fiber toward your daily target.

430 kcal 21% DV
Protein Fat Carbs

Macronutrients

Protein 3.7g 7% DV
Total Fat 0.9g 1% DV
Carbs 68.2g 25% DV
Fiber 4.6g 17% DV
Sugar 41.2g 82% DV

Electrolytes

Sodium 24.1mg 1% DV
Potassium 733.8mg 16% DV

Vitamins & Minerals

Vitamin A 22.2mcg 2% DV
Vitamin C 133.9mg 100% DV
Calcium 63.2mg 5% DV
Iron 0.9mg 5% DV
Diet fit Low-fat

Estimated from ingredients & per-serving nutrition — verify against package labels for allergies or strict diets.

* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I make this recipe ahead of time?

Absolutely! This punch is perfect for making ahead of time. Prepare it a day or two before your event and freeze it. Just remember to give it enough time to freeze solid before serving.

Is this recipe suitable for kids?

Yes, you can easily make a kid-friendly version by omitting the gin or vodka. The resulting punch will be a delicious and refreshing treat for children, perfect for summer gatherings.

What can I do with leftover punch?

If you have leftover punch, consider using it as a base for cocktails or mocktails by adding club soda or tonic water. You can also blend it into smoothies for an added fruity kick. Just ensure it's still frozen for the best texture.

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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