Slap Your Brains Out Biscuits

Prep: 15 min Cook: 20 min Serves: 12 Cuisine: American

Buttery, fluffy biscuits with a hint of sweetness and a tender crumb, perfect for breakfast or alongside hearty meals, appealing to bread lovers and home bakers alike.

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Ingredients

  • 1 pkg. dry yeast
  • 4 1/2 cups flour
  • 1/3 tsp. soda
  • 1/4 tsp. baking powder
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 2 cups buttermilk
  • 1/2 cup oil

Instructions

  1. To 1/2 cup warm water add 1 teaspoon sugar.
  2. Add dry yeast. Mix together and set aside for 5 minutes.
  3. Sift together flour, soda, baking powder, salt, and sugar.
  4. Make a well in the dry ingredients and add buttermilk, oil, and the yeast mixture.
  5. Mix well until combined.
  6. Cover bowl and refrigerate the dough for later use.
  7. Roll out the dough and cut with a biscuit cutter.
  8. Place the biscuits in a greased pan and bake at 375°F for 20 to 25 minutes.

Tips & Substitutions

For a lighter texture, avoid overmixing the dough once you add the wet ingredients. If you don't have buttermilk, substitute with regular milk mixed with a tablespoon of vinegar or lemon juice. You can also use melted butter instead of oil for a richer flavor. To add a touch of sweetness, consider incorporating a bit of honey into the dough, which pairs beautifully with other American recipes.

Serving Suggestions

These biscuits are perfect as a breakfast treat or a side for dinner. Serve them warm with butter and honey, or alongside a hearty soup or stew. For a delightful dessert, try them with a drizzle of Good Cold Fudge Topping. They also make a great base for a biscuit sandwich filled with savory ingredients.

Storage & Reheating

Store leftover biscuits in an airtight container at room temperature for up to two days. For longer storage, freeze them individually, then place in a freezer bag for up to three months. To reheat, place them in a preheated oven at 350°F for about 10 minutes, or until warm and crispy.

Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)

Each serving of Slap Your Brains Out Biscuits contains roughly 862 calories, with 4g protein, 11g carbohydrates, and 91g fat. Note that it is relatively high in sodium, at 953mg per serving (41% of the Daily Value).

862 kcal 43% DV
Protein Fat Carbs

Macronutrients

Protein 4g 8% DV
Total Fat 90.8g 100% DV
Carbs 10.8g 4% DV
Fiber 0.9g 3% DV
Sugar 1g 2% DV

Electrolytes

Sodium 953.5mg 41% DV
Potassium 244.7mg 5% DV
Cholesterol 1.9mg 1% DV

Vitamins & Minerals

Vitamin A 8mcg 1% DV
Vitamin C 0mg
Vitamin D 0.2mcg 1% DV
Calcium 36.3mg 3% DV
Iron 0.9mg 5% DV
Diet fit Keto-friendly
Contains Wheat/Gluten

Estimated from ingredients & per-serving nutrition — verify against package labels for allergies or strict diets.

* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use all-purpose flour instead of bread flour?

Yes, you can use all-purpose flour for this recipe. It will yield slightly softer biscuits, but they will still be delicious. Just make sure to measure properly for the best results.

What can I do if the dough is too sticky?

If your dough feels too sticky, gradually add more flour, a tablespoon at a time, until you reach a workable consistency. Be careful not to overwork the dough, as it can lead to tough biscuits.

Can I make the dough ahead of time?

Absolutely! You can prepare the dough and refrigerate it for up to 24 hours before rolling and baking. This allows the flavors to develop, making your biscuits even more delicious when baked.

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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