Ten Thousand Chocolate Cookies

Prep: 30 min Cuisine: American

Decadent chocolate cookies with rich, melt-in-your-mouth flavor, perfect for chocolate lovers and special occasions, offering a deep cocoa taste and satisfying sweetness.

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Ingredients

  • 112 lb. chocolate chips
  • 165 lb. flour
  • 500 eggs
  • 100 lb. granulated sugar
  • 87 lb. shortening
  • 75 lb. brown sugar
  • 12 lb. butter
  • 3 lb. salt
  • 3 c. vanilla extract
  • 25 c. milk

Instructions

  1. Get the biggest mixing bowl you can find anywhere in Clarendon County.
  2. Cream butter, sugar, and shortening in the mixing bowl.
  3. Sift dry ingredients together separately.
  4. Combine wet and dry ingredients and mix thoroughly.
  5. Bake the cookies in the oven at the appropriate temperature until done.

Tips & Substitutions

For an even richer flavor, consider using dark chocolate chips or a mix of chocolates. If you don't have shortening, you can substitute with additional butter, but this may alter the texture slightly. Sifting the flour with the baking soda can help achieve a lighter cookie. Remember to let the cookies cool on a wire rack for the best texture.

Serving Suggestions

These cookies are perfect on their own, but they also pair beautifully with a glass of cold milk or a scoop of vanilla ice cream. For a fun twist, serve alongside Carameled Popcorn for a sweet treat platter. You could also offer a selection of dips, such as chocolate or peanut butter, for added indulgence.

Storage & Reheating

Store leftover cookies in an airtight container at room temperature for up to a week. For longer storage, you can freeze the cookies in a freezer-safe bag for up to three months. To reheat, place them in a preheated oven at 350°F for about 5-7 minutes to restore their freshness.

Nutrition & Diet Analysis (per serving)

Each serving of Ten Thousand Chocolate Cookies contains roughly 8000 calories, with 45g protein, 945g carbohydrates, and 390g fat. It is an excellent source of iron (169% of the Daily Value), calcium (105% of the Daily Value), and protein (90% of the Daily Value). Note that it is relatively high in sodium, at 2510mg per serving (109% of the Daily Value).

8000 kcal 100% DV
Protein Fat Carbs

Macronutrients

Protein 45g 90% DV
Total Fat 389.7g 100% DV
Carbs 944.7g 100% DV
Fiber 8.3g 30% DV
Sugar 672.5g 100% DV

Electrolytes

Sodium 2510mg 100% DV
Potassium 1707.8mg 36% DV
Cholesterol 299.7mg 100% DV

Vitamins & Minerals

Vitamin A 494mcg 55% DV
Vitamin C 40.5mg 45% DV
Vitamin D 4.5mcg 22% DV
Calcium 1369.6mg 100% DV
Iron 30.3mg 100% DV
Diet fit High-protein High-fiber
Contains Milk Egg Wheat/Gluten

Estimated from ingredients & per-serving nutrition — verify against package labels for allergies or strict diets.

* % Daily Values based on a 2,000 calorie diet (FDA 2020).

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I make these cookies smaller?

Absolutely! You can adjust the size of the cookies to fit your preference. Just remember to reduce the baking time accordingly, checking for doneness a couple of minutes earlier than the original recipe suggests.

What can I do if my cookie dough is too dry?

If your dough seems dry, try adding a little more milk, one tablespoon at a time, until you reach the desired consistency. It's important not to overmix the dough, which can lead to tough cookies.

Can I use whole wheat flour instead of all-purpose flour?

Yes, you can substitute whole wheat flour for all-purpose flour, but it may result in a denser cookie. Consider using half whole wheat and half all-purpose for a better texture while still adding some fiber.

Nutrition is estimated from USDA FoodData Central ingredient data and may vary with brand, portion and preparation — see our methodology. This information is for general educational purposes only and is not medical or dietary advice (disclaimer).

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